def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize