these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
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I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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