He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
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But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
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Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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