apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
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THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize