his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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