If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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