My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
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Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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