I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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