What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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