There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
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because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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