I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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