Pappa wants mamma naked
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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