You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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