redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Ketchup is God's man juice
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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