that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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