That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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