Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
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What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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