i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
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