Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
