I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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