how can u be prego again
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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