He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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