Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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