Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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