their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Randomize
