hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
