I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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