Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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