now i know why i became what i already was.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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