i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
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hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
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You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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