I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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