this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
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I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I have post one night stand depression
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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