This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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