after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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