it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
just tell him i said nine months
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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