Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
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Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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