she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
