who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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