just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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