a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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