im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Randomize