well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
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I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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