I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
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Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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How external is "for external use only"?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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