Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Can Purell be used as lube?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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