Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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