ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
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You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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