Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
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i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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