Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
So apparently I’m into choking now
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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