I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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