So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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