Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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