i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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