woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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