return my video game
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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