Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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