I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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