he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
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Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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