Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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