if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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