You're so nebulous sometimes
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Randomize
